“Pretending you need a wheelchair is a great way to cut the line in an airport. But always remember, when they drop you off, grab your leg and limp.”

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Great Momivation! Now if I can just learn how to get them to let me on the plane to begin with!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA hilarious!